Be nice to Owen, ok, it's been a hard life for him

He can't even have bullets on his person

So for that like .1ms where he was being "hit" by that bullet were technically him breaking the law

My wife hates that I do this because it absolutely burns bridges, but fuuuuck these people

Doctor makes me wait 30-45 minutes 3 visits in a row? I'll walk that third time the second it hits 30m (you got charged for being that late so why couldn't I charge them after all?)

Job interviewer more than 5 minutes late? I'll get up and walk out of your building without escort, I remember the way. If you can't be on time to your own building, go fuck yourself

My man GIMP is the only software I've ever seen that doesn't use CTRL+D for deselect

I've HAD a properly fried California roll, actually

It's fucking good

As a CSR at a fuel company who regularly deals with many types of people:

It's not "Americans haven't heard of ach/eft", it's old Americans who refuse to use it.

I have multiple overly paranoid nutters who insist they must hand their check to my driver or some evil spirit will take their money from them in the night (these are not pleasant people in general, either, so I think it's that they like forcing an interaction with their nasty asses on my driver's)

Seeding isn't capped because I have 100/100 and who the fuck needs 100 up all the time?

Downloading is capped during normal day use to 70% of my network because I love my wife and want her to have Internet

Judging by some of their driving I'm not so sure every car isn't an NPC on an overloaded CPU

I have walked out of damn near every job I've had so far, always when they think that attempting to screw me is a good idea

"Oh, you're one of our best drivers, flawless record, history of cleaning up other drivers messes, and we even specifically called you to hire you back after you left because we knew we could trust you? We're gonna file this blown oil filter as an accident that was your fault, no raise for you this year"

Got into a literal shouting match with my ex boss after that one, holy fuuuuuck

If you're not a leeching piece of shit (like I am) then technically torrenting IS a transaction

They want to hide shadow edits, something that brings up questions of journalistic integrity

If you can be trusted to be honest as a news source, you shouldn't be a news source. IA helps keep them honest on this front

Meanwhile I saw kids of any color hauled out of my school for wearing ANY red

Literally every other rule was flaunted daily but if you wore red they'd drag your ass to the admin office to take your shoelaces for the day (saw that one) or wear one of the embarrassing and huge and overused day use shirts (happened to a friend), didn't matter who you were

Just a funny story about my weirdly strict in some ways high school