As others have said, ditch the cream cheese. It needs an acid like lemon juice or red wine vinegar. I would reduce the black pepper and add something with more flavour like red chile or jalapeños. I also like to top it with fresh whole cilantro or parsley for both flavour and texture. You could also use something like diced radish.
Pickled red onions are also easy and will take you far.
I'm sorry but Night at the Roxbury is better than SNL.
This is terrific advice.
Uhm, where is Tombstone? And why is it not #1?
You know that's not the same thing.
SourceHut is crap. I've found that just because something is open source it doesn't mean it's automatically good.
lol so my grandma is a garbage person because she hasn’t rage deleted her facebook account and setup shop on some federated instance where absolutely none of her family and remaining friends are while having to learn some completely new & often actively hostile interface. alright
Just finished the sprawl series—very fun! I would also add Altered Carbon.
I’ve never heard the term “space opera” before, but I like it!
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