Use the acronym: BOSS

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE'S MY JETPACK?

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

I miss the "bone apple tea" subreddit. That and "boot too big" were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, "Pumpkin Spice" was right there.

Maximum Derek.

Don't give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

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If it's a wooden door that you're screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it'll have enough wood to bite into.