Me, anxious about starting another workweek, Monday at 5am

sings I'm walrus

He's not a walrus

WTF

~~April, March and Feb~~

Haha we're doomed

This joke is funny only if placed in Arnold-Atyah manifold if Kolmogorov-Ramachandran-Yu metric is defined

I have a steam controller and I play through Nvidia GeForce now.

So I open Steam, then Nvidia, then select a game, then it opens Steam on the remote, then it opens a launcher and only then it launches the game

No, they were probably getting false every time

I literally write code to track when you shit and what commercial to show you for you to stay longer in the toilet

I can't think of a better use of a brain implant than not sleeping and playing Civilization.

I can come up with a few:

1. Showing advertisement while the recipient is sleeping. Use a positive feedback loop in order to increase engagement.

2. Using it to fly bomb carrying drones

3. Create jobs that have only one requirement - having such an implant.

Then why are you kinkshaming him? I mean, there are a lot of things why this person is bad and Sailor Moon kink is not even worth mentioning

For me it's not video games, but adequacy. I found out that if I'm tired, I behave like shit and may respond with some gibberish

Our HR manager will contact you

It may be a good survival strategy to eat oatmeal for dinner.

The problem with this is that it normalizes the decline in food quality and makes us choose a strategy as if we were struggling to survive due to lack of calories. So far we have a lot more calories per capita than we would need for mere survival. Not for long tho