If you look closely, you can see they were on Adderall. If it was weed, there'd be none left

Wooosh

This effect has been well studied and is known as Murphy's law.

"Warning: deprecated for future release." This is future me's problem!

Have you tried it on the tablet? Is this known to work?

Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop.... Seat belt would've helped

No, they're a 10,000 year old vampire /s

Being welcomed home from work by my dog. Always so happy to see me! Really picks me up even after a rough day.

It's happening to my place right now. CEO lied about raise and bonus amounts. Additionally, both were lower than two years ago (last time we got a raise) especially factoring in inflation.

Here's puppy!

Fourthed

The age of men is over. The time of the orca has come.