[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No it's when he takes his lips off and taps his ass with them!

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 97 points 2 months ago

I find the outrage hilarious considering the rhetoric that comes out of trumps mouth.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 months ago

Who could have foreseen that "dr. Disrespect" would have turned out to be a bad guy, and a bad choice for marketing?

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 months ago

This is America

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 months ago

Haven't you heard? Republicans don't give a fuck about the law

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago

That's nypost reporting for you, absolute trash

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 70 points 5 months ago

My feelings! They LAUGHED at me, those big meanies!

Fuckin snowflakes

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Remarkably commonplace issue we have here. Happens to the best of us. First, you're managing a funeral home like any other member of society. Then, one November not quite enough people die, you can't quite make the bills. It'll be OK, you tell yourself. Il just pay the crematorium their fees next month, it'll be OK. There's a second crematorium down the street anyways, I'll just send my biz there.

Well crap, people are living longer. Still can't pay that bill. Next month. Meantime, I'll head to the third crematorium. I'll push back on the electricity bill in the meantime and use the credit cards!

It's been six months. I still haven't paid these guys. Now they won't take new bodies. They're on to me, I'm on the crematorium black list. Ugh. Shit, what do now? I'm sure I'll have the funds next month. In the meantime, just leave this body in the hearse we no longer use...

We have some leftover ashes, we can split those up into these nice urns and just tell new customers that these belong to their loved ones! They'll never know the difference!

Then the cops showed up, weird

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 33 points 8 months ago

This is smart and would benefit American people

Therefore, it shall not be done.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I dig the healthy discussion and desire to actually have conversations.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago

Poor boy doesn't know how to be relevant! Just go away already, what a waste.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 36 points 8 months ago

Dickheads drive dodge

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Like, say you had a grain silo or some theoretical structure that would allow you to fill the structure as high as you wanted, full of balloons, all inflated with regular air, not helium.

Is there a point where the balloons' collective miniscule weight would be enough to pop the balloons on the bottom? Or would they just bounce/float on top of each other forever and ever?

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Why were both alfa romeos struggling so hard? What caused the accident, was it simply an over reaction by zhou, or something mechanical?

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Let's go somewhere fast, right? What's with the walking?

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