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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 128 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta. You know he'd just hate that.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 69 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers "0-60 eventually" and "you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit"

Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie. It was fantastic.

Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

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[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

It turns into a focus.

Not original material but I had to say it

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[-] ares35@kbin.social 128 points 10 months ago

be kind to the poor pfc, he's paying by the week for seven years for that shitbox.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 88 points 10 months ago

This truck screams "I just blew my enlistment bonus"

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 90 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've heard that people who drive a Dodge Ram are most likely to have a DUI on their record.

For real. Might have changed since then though.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 36 points 10 months ago
[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

Dickheads drive ~~Dodge~~ pickup trucks

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[-] burrito@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

I read that too. I think the 2500 model had the highest rate.

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[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

People who make poor life choices are more likely to make other poor life choices.

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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 87 points 10 months ago

Serious "you will address me by my husband's rank" energy here

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Is this a thing? Lol that's so depressing.

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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

Any soldier of worth I’ve ever known, …any true soldier, wouldn’t advertise their profession as such.

Wannabe.

Nothing more.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This screams boot to me, lol. I bet you they financed it at something ridiculous too.

Is there an r/JustBootThings on Lemmy or Kbin? Some of the shit on there was hilarious.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

I said the same thing. My ex-husband was military (though not boot at all) and you could absolutely find this truck in the px parking lot. Probably driven by a 20 year old with a kid and a pregnant wife who goes shopping off base in his uniform solely so people will thank him for his service.

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[-] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Boot is a derisive term, in this case it's referring to young inexperienced people fresh out of boot camp. The mindset refers to doing trashy and/or foolish things usually coupled with a strong sense of entitlement ("thank me for my service!").

Not sure who downvoted you, nothing wrong with asking questions to learn stuff.

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[-] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 78 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be named. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?

[-] Mannivu@feddit.it 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

I bet it's financed ar 29.9%

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago
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[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

A Hemi indicates the top of the combustion chamber has a Hemispherical shape, rather than the typical frying pan type shape.

The increased size of the chamber means additional fuel and air can be introduced, which increases power output.

It's old tech like carburetors. It's wasteful on fuel, but MOPAR fans love it.

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[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's something rednecks will ask other rednecks about whether they have one or not. If you see that sticker, there is about a 30 percent chance that the driver of the vehicle is drunk.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

An old-fashioned engine design.

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[-] madwifi@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

Don't dead open inside

[-] kosanovskiy@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

You just By A Driving

Got

Passed Soldier A Hemi

Ares

Apparently one who isn't literate either.

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

Imagine being a soldier and still having something to prove on the freeway

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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 48 points 10 months ago

People who treat driving as some kind of competition should have their license permanently revoked.

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

You, just by a driving, got passed. Soldier, a hemi!!

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hope I'm not the only one trying to put these words to Smooth Criminal.

You just got passed by, you just got hit by, a soldier in a hemi!

[-] tonyn@lemmy.ml 36 points 10 months ago

I'm speeding, I kill people for the government, and my engine has hemispherical combustion chambers!

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

Wow, he's got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄

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[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

These kinda folks look the best when they crawl away unharmed from the twisted pile of useless scrap that used to be that truck

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

What’s hilarious is they know it annoys you. This kind of driver lives to take up space in your life. They’d build a giant statue belching fire and yelling “REMEMBER ME” in your backyard if they could.

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[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

It's more of a crappy design than mildly infuriating

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Gotta love this guy making soldiering and being a dickhead his public identity.

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[-] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago

obligatory: "you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi"

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn't know what he's doing, though he'd have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it's the real meaning of the word removed

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[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Dont dead open inside

[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago
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[-] dog_@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

you just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi!!!

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Round here we call this “micro-penis syndrome”, the urge to tell everyone that this is how they are compensating for possessing what they believe to be tiny penis.

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