If an apex predator is running, maybe keep up.

40 months is in no way long. All my devices last well beyond 5 years. Then I repurpose them if they've incompatible with accompany services like the internet or something.

No, that's an osteo-injection, the tip is deep inside her already. Given how thin her arms are, he probably misjudged and is about to dribble the poison onto his shoes.

Man if the whales die out, entire countries are going to have to take turns to shit in the ocean.

Wait this isn't real?

Is it not already targeted in that their intent is directed towards gazans?

I guess it's possible to log the fact that a push notification was received and the time of it?

Modern morality policing?

Hair and lint can stick to the ice, but try it for yourself, ice isn't a sponge. The only way for anything on the surface to work it's way in is to melt it's way in, and then freeze the outer shell again. Akin to dropping the ice, kicking it under the fridge, fishing it back out, tossing it back into the ice tray. In which case, you deserve all the hair in your cocktail.

I'm actually not joking, if you rinse an ice cube. Superficial ice immediately melts and is rinsed away. You could have dipped it in engine oil and it would be immediately pure ice after rinsing.

Why is there a sudden influx of Ed Sheeran memes?

Rinse the ice and then keep using it. It's literally pristine again.