[-] istewart@awful.systems 3 points 2 weeks ago

Forgive me but how is lightcone different from conebros???

[-] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago

Mr. Blott is what Mr. Bean became when all his old movies started paying streaming royalties

[-] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago

oh no, son

you built a talking cartoon butt instead

we're ruined, son

[-] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

I’m farting harder, and it must be praxis if it feels this good. Can anybody help me get set up on ActBlue?

[-] istewart@awful.systems 2 points 1 month ago

My dog took a kudu on the sidewalk and I had to clean it up before somebody stepped in it

[-] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

"Nerniacular framen, dude!" - Bart Simpson

[-] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

It is a peculiar sort of faith movement, where the central devotional practice is wandering around pulling made-up probability estimates out of one's ass

[-] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 4 months ago

Do you think they will manage to issue a coherent Incredible Journey post before their mugshot turns up in their local newspaper?

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