Some of us are trying our best in those random swing states

I think it’s safe to say we all are. Hopefully there’s a chance to rest on the horizon

It’d wear a tan suit

Hey man, I hope you get a liver. The world needs more people like you to stick around as long as possible

Yeah I can’t even imagine trying to market another trip. You could never escape the negative reputation of this, why wait so long to announce that it’s over?

Wow I’m literally eating a salad right now and didn’t even correlate the two

Same, I feel like I immediately assume the leaves of any fruit or veggie are inedible