This guy buttplugs

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Me too! I feel like this quote really shows off the care and humanity of the judge. While you see that throughout other quotes it shows that he isn't too hung up on technicalities but is really showing his humanity. 11/10

Remember when the Intenet made you optimistic? That's why I think these posts gut me so much. Because it doesn't do that anymore.

Anyway off to continue doom scrolling.

You mean you don't yell "that's not cool, man," and then pull out a skateboard, do a kick flip, and then ride off?!

You've never encountered photojournalism?! I know they are cutting budgets for photographers but that seems sad to me.

You need better sleep hygiene my friend.

I do, too but you do too, too.

Something that bugs me: why does the headline/article seem so focused on her being a mother? Lots of people have kids. Shouldn't it say teacher or woman?

Edit: she wasn't a teacher but served on an advisory schoolboard council. I didn't read the article.

"Cab Ride Home" - apparently they toured a bunch including in the UK and as expected the pearl clutchers uses it as evidence against her.

Guilty as charged for being a badass!

Check out "Personal Life" here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_Roem

Time traveling Ira songs intensify

Ancient Greek and Roman kids wouldn't get this meme at all

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