I have a relatively new car thats already had an engine swap. Nicknamed "the wreck" or "Raset" in Swedish. No, it wasn't my driving, the shop fucked up, long story.

My other car, an old Renault box van, hasn't got a name. It looks like it does, but inspiration hasn't struck yet and it might not ever.

To name a car, the car needs to deserve it, have personality. Not any old car gets named.

Not a fan of truck nuts, but I don't give a rats ass about what they do with my balls after they remove them. Feed 'em to the dogs, eat them yourself, toss 'em out the window, target practice, go nuts. ~sorry~

We have an opening August 13th if that is convenient for you? Don't worry, well find you.

Correct. You'll start breathing after you black out. Also, you'll probably fail to even hold your breath that long. Takes training and a LOT if will power to be able to. You know that very uncomfortable panicky feeling that starts after a while when holding your breath? When that gets going for real, you are not even halfway to blacking out. Our body has strong feelings about breathing and is pretty good at letting you know how it feels about the lack of air. Or technically, the build up of CO~2~. You can somewhat bypass your body's CO~2~ detection by hyperventilation, but the end result is the same, you start breathing after you black out. Source: used to apnea dive, but as with everything I do, I quit before I got good.

"Forgetting". They do not want to start pulling that thread and I suspect that it is because of instructions from above. No one wants any focus on it. Republicans because of why would a republican wanna kill Trump and general gun control? Not an area where they want speculation to start running. As for the Democrats, investigation into what the fuck the secret service was doing will land on them being the sitting government. So under the carpet it goes. Lone maniac and nothing to see. Move on please.

"Old people". These whippersnappers are getting uppity it seems. Time for a spanking.

And what is this CD people mention? We play our music on shellac records.

Go right ahead. I don't want them anymore. Be a bit hard to explain at the ER. Ballus Spontanious Explodicus isn't covered at med school I don't think. Not sure, doc, they just sort of exploded, you know? Isn't that always the case? No, no replacement testosterone please, I'll manage. Just stem the bleeding and I'll be out of your hair. What was that? Psyche eval? Nah, I'm fine. Really I am. No need for that.

It might sting a little, but it'll be worth it. Do it now, before I lose my courage. I can always say I had an accident and fell on the lubed up light bulb and it sort of got stuck up there. Then my balls exploded as well. Talk about unlucky.

But for a glorious few moments you'd be in nerdvana. Worth it. Refresh rate will simply be calculated by how many electrons hit the screen per second, so not quite infinite. Bet the number is pretty high, though.

Punch cat

Yes, literally. Probably contagious too. Watch out or you'll catch the gay. Ohh, so that's the plan. Sneaky, I like it.

That "article" reads like a commercial.

Lol. Really puts a smile on my face. So cute.