The US openly discussing the “Mar-a-Lago” plan, which amounts to the US very intentionally defaulting on its debts, so yeah of course.

Worst time in communism: when it implemented capitalism

We need to see Luigi smile and flirt a bit before we can really know anything for sure

Wait so parliament have the power to lift martial law but the president has the power to use martial law to prevent parliament from lifting martial law?

Thesis: waves

Antithesis: particles

Synthesis: some nerd stuff I dunno

Takes himself hostage “come any closer and I’ll shoot”

I really hope he picks himself up by his bootstraps and manages to solve this without relying on others for help

Imagine voting against Scottish independence and then they start bombing Russia

It would be strange to target the one enemy country that promises not to use their missiles

say the line Bart

Posting about Irans retaliation is our Rhineland

Y’all reporting this post thinking you’re funny when the real meta is finding the original comment and reporting it again