Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.

Are you 8?

Potatoes

They must be so proud. What an achievement.

The absolute gall of you, talking about solving problems. Are you even thinking about those poor rich folks out there?

The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

Like. Since all these Ricky dinky pieces of shit started being out I've firmly believed they were a ticking time bomb waiting to happen. I feel like the whole fucking real estate market is.

Sooner or later the chickens will come home to roost.

Bkawwwwww

I really don't think it it is harder for vagina owners to achieve orgasm.

I think it's just that nobody has any fucking idea how they work. Including many of the people that have them.

It's dead easy if you take the time to learn.

That's the one

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I'm surrounded by idiots.

"Sure thing boss" you fucking moron.

I can't remember the other program that'll do it.

But there's another one that'll list all the processes using a file.

Tip of my tongue fuck.

I masturbate until I forget about the decision I have to make and then put off cleaning my apartment until I finally just run out, randomly pull the lever, and never think of the consequences again.

Of course by that point everyone has already starved to death which is the worst possible outcome.

Yeah idiots say a lot of things alright