What is the point of this news that talk about a walk back that is doing nothing to walk back?

I was hoping it would be real even if it didn't seem so. And I was quite excited that there was a source in the comments, only to find out it was The Onion...

If you can't eat the nuggets alone, do you really like nuggets?

The infamous black highlighter.

I don't even know how to feel about this... I'm so tired of people's bullshit in very broad ways.

Just stop being homeless.

Somehow like when school gave me book reading assignments. It was such a pain, I can read while actually paying zero attention to it. I'm a master.

* Gathered concern *

I think I've never seen a cat that looks so much like a monkey.

If I know that I'm in an experiment then I must gather information about the experiment.

They will defend private education. Education but not for all.

Certain companies are untouchable, reminds me of something else going on, but whatever.