Never mind the number of fingers, everyone knows Trump's hands are tiny.

I will never forgive JSON for not allowing commas after the last element in a list.

Red spider mites. They're plant pests.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?" The pirate answers: "Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"

He got bone spurs in his ears.

Zap-Em van, Men in Black.

Goes to show how low the bar is that the ADL failed to meet.

Primitive Technology.

So TCP ACK is the backwash?

But you do use them everyday, because the Internet would not work without them.

Super hearing. You'll just end up with super tinnitus.

Some ICE cars also allow you to remotely pre-start

But you cannot do that in the garage (unless you like huffing exhaust fumes).