[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

Is that why the IOF so heavily promotes its vegan war criminals?

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'd like to consider myself a freak with an amazing memory but, yeah, that on the spot pressure/call-outs were especially rough in graduate-level sciences. I get the whole in-situ "determine the limits of your knowledge on the subject" but damn if it didn't feel like the primary investigator of the lab I was in just saw me as a lab rat to poke and prod for his curiosity when I was presenting research updates.

Also not fun to learn I probably had test anxiety for my entire scholastic career & never had accomodations suggested to me until I was nearly done with my coursework :/

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh shit, and here I was thinking 'fuck you rocks' lying just below the surface were the worst thing a paddler could encounter, not an ambush hervabore's tusks goring your thigh then pulling you under!

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Amuro, use the crotch film!

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Are those the anti-sex beds in the Olympic village?

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

To any disappointed sickos reading this, despair not! The MILFs date the other MILFs' sons & have to share a 2 queen bedroom with their own.

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Thoughts on freezing him first, then dropping him into the volcano from a DC-9 & vacuuming up his soul for brainwashing?

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

I'd love to have a longitudinal study on boomers' lead levels; since all that aerosolized leaded gas got sequestered in their bones as kids, it must be being reintroduced into their bloodstream as osteoporosis sets in

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 79 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No U.S. military personnel went ashore in Gaza.

This sentence seems like one of those half truths/pre-confessions you tell your parents when you know you're gonna get caught but you try to preemptively lessen your culpability.

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 months ago

I have an LLM turn my resume into cover letters & I feel great! (I am still unemployed)

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 months ago

Even German law recognizes trying to escape prison is a sane response & doesn't extend sentences for re-captured escapees

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She messaged me first on Hinge, the mask was off pretty quick but I overlooked/excused the red flags. Astrology and Instagram wellness type that went to college in Los Angeles, by date 5 she had told me "lying comes naturally to us pisces" twice, and that she didn't have a positive relationship with psychology growing up until starting her psych PhD due to her having dissociative identity disorder & dad also being a therapist. However the motivation for the PhD was to charge therapy clients more money.

She ended things after a few months saying "I'm not feeling the way I want to feel", "our energies are too similar", and that she'd "fondly remember me" during the breakup phone call. Turns out she was insulting me on twitter the whole time about my perceived income, said her therapist called me a beta male, and that "these dudes never buy me flowers and act sooooo surprised when I break up with them".

Also used to have blowjobs in her twitter handle & dudes were tweeting at her saying thank you for the starbang, but that was more weird/trashy than shitty or abusive.

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