[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The true question is why didn't Anon come and join his dad next to the fire.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A picture of a skinny female orc ...

If I'd seen the pic without text, I'd have assumed it's a femboy orc. Which I'd also find funnier since the morphology of female orcs already varies a lot depending on the artist's tastes and intentions whereas male orcs are more consistently depicted with a strong build.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That evening, someone didn't get the pizza they ordered. They must've been pretty bummed about it. But Anon was certainly happier to eat it than they were upset to not get it, so total happiness increases!

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago

Does she like piña colada?

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Too many teachers assume if they admit they were wrong, the students will get more insolent, as if sensing weakness. I've briefly been an assistant teacher in a middle school, and I found that on the contrary, students seem to appreciate an earnest admission of mistake and calmly accept the apology. Even some students that would be insolent in other situations. When it's clear you're wrong and the student knows it, pretending you're right won't do any good. Acting in a respectable manner will get you more respect.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 months ago

Can't download binaries, must compile everything from source... But then it also becomes binaries, aaaaaaah

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 months ago

As a French tho, do watch the debate between Gabriel Attal, Merdella and Manuel Bombard. See how Bompard (the left wing candidate) politely wipes the floor with both shitbags.

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It was so bad Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony 'Til slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free I'm slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was, uncertainty Enveloping my mind 'til I can't break free and

Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say, you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change and it all will fade to black

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[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 97 points 4 months ago

I love olives. Olives are great.

I will die on this hill.

Then perish.

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!gulgurkjsam@jlai.lu

jlai.lu/c/gulgurnakjsam

La seule source crédible sur l'actualité cosmique

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L'espace est souvent décrit comme l'ultime frontière. Cependant, les valeurs de la république ne connaissent aucunes frontières, elles sont universelles ! Ainsi, sa majesté Skrragolgo!ʁak l'Omnipotent, du Saint Empire Interstellaire de Gùlguʁnakjsam adhère lui-aussi à nos idées démocratique, et se bât pour les propager dans tout le système de Glièse 627. Nous avons donc tout intérêt à le soutenir dans son combat, et par la même, exporter les produits, la culture et les idéaux Français par-delà les étoiles.

Vive la république, vive la France !

~Discours présidentiel de 2069 pour justifier la vente d'armes à Gùlguʁnakjsam alors qu'ils commettent un génocide contre les Globstiblocs

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 95 points 5 months ago

Neoliberals be like "Lets remove power and fundings from the state, for a more decentralized and democratic system!"

But when you look at where this power and these fundings go, it's to big corpo, where democracy has even less reach...

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When I first learnt English, I thought this type of formulation only worked with a few verbs like "do", "have","should" (ex: "Should I do this? No, I shouldn't.")

More recently I also encountered "Need I?" and "needn't", tho they're more rarely used. But this got me wondering, is it still an exceptional construction, with "need" being one of the exceptions, or can it be done with every verbs? For example, are the following sentences correct:

  • Read you mangas? No, I readn't them.
  • Grow they potatoes? No, they grown't these.
  • Sounds it like a good idea? No, it soundsn't.

I know talking like this would raise a few eyebrows, but does it break any established rule?

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 102 points 6 months ago

If I understood right, you are under the impression that the original post is from an incel calling out someone for being enthusiastic about determinist philosophy; and wrongfully likening it to a fetish. A few bits of context seem to have eluded you:

  • The poster in the image has the lesbian flag on their profile pic. It may not be impossible for a lesbian to be an incel, but at the very least it takes Tumblr OP a bit further from suspicion.
  • The screenshot is from Tumblr. You wouldn't be blamed for not knowing this, but some Tumblr users have a way of posting that consists of simply describing a new and humorous character concept that they came up with. This could be related to the fanfiction community. It is not a description or a critique of an actual person, just Tumblr OP thinking "wouldn't it be funny if...".
  • Another thing with this very same Tumblr community is how common it is for them to talk and meme about kinks. Something Lemmy OP has picked on, judging by the title, is that the reason the fictional character is horny is that the absence of free will is similar to bondage or a similar form of erotic domination. This is the original joke.
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