YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HELL YEAAAAA

seconding starfy, that game is the shit

ds:

• kirby canvas curse, super star ultra (obligatory to mention, these were my childhood)
• mega man star force 1 and 2 (successor to the gba battle network series)
• all the castlevania games (theyre all pretty good)
• dragon quest joker 1 and 2 (like pokemon but dragon quest)
• scribblenauts and super scribblenauts (weird puzzle games)
• custom robo (mech game for kids, but you can make your own little toy mech which is pretty cool)

3ds:

• kirby triple deluxe and planet robobot (also obligatory)
• shin megami tensei iv + apocalypse (really good and really hard rpgs)
• all the etrian odyssey games (also really good and hard rpgs)
• professor layton miracle mask and azran legacy (british)
• culdcept revolt (personal fav, mix between magic the gathering and monopoly)
• little battlers experience (another mech game for kids)

LETS FUCKING CUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ascension is one of my favs, its a deckbuilder similar to the more popular dominion, but has really cool art (at least with the early expansions, the later ones i dont care for).

basically any game in the oniverse is also good like onirim, sylvion, cyberion, etc. those ones are made for single player but they also have two-player co-op (never tried it though).

tiny epic galaxies is also pretty good if youre looking for a small fast paced space adventure

theres probs better introductions to board gaming lmao and i dont know many co-op games aside from aeons end and spirit island (both of which are very good) but i like to play these personally

splatoon, JSR and JSRF, and BRCs soundtracks i listen to on a regular

slay the spire mods are pretty fun, i love the characters that the community creates. some of them are anime/touhou related but others make some unique (and silly) ones as well. yomi hustle also has a very big modding scene especially for adding custom characters, theyre pretty cool but i havent messed around with it much

ah, then nevermind then lmao. i knew there had to be earlier internet support for retro consoles but wasnt too knowledgeable about it. back to the drawing board

i think the line between retro and contemporary for consoles is defined by internet connectivity tbh. the n64 only had internet with the n64dd (which didnt last long), whilst the ps2 and the dreamcast had internet support built in or via some adapter. so i think the line of "retro" stops at the n64/psx era but thats just me. the term will be subject to change anyways as time goes on so it doesnt really matter

finally

literally most Night in the Woods quotes but the ones that come to mind is mae's speech:

I get it. This won't stop until I die. But when die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I'm thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. It means I am something, at least... pretty amazing to be something, at least...

selmers poem:

No reception here I wave my black phone In the air like a flare like a prayer but no reception I read on the Internet baby face boy billionaire Phone app sold made more money in one day than my family over 100 generations More than my whole world ever has World where house-buying jobs became rent-paying jobs became living with family jobs Boy billionaires Money is access access to politicians waiting for us to die lead in our water alcohol and painkillers Replace my job with an app replace my dreams of a house and a yard With a couch in the basement 'The future is yours!' Forced 24-7 entrepreneurs. I just want a paycheck and my own life I'm on the couch in the basement they're in the house and the yard Some night I will catch a bus out to the west coast And burn their silicon city to the ground

and the world famous gregg quote:

I got cups on my ears.

me playing botw, getting the master sword, and then instead of finishing the main quest, proceeds to destroy every guardian in hyrule to get the ancient armour while also doing shrine quests on the way lmao. the gorons can wait