I don't think the federal government is actually capable of doing a jobs program any more. What would they have workers do, build IKEA furniture benches in 4'x4' "parks" next to 500k cardboard exurb houses?

If Kamala Harris got an any% world record run of Spyro 2 live on twitch, would you speed run to the polls?

I kind of feel bad for this man baby. If he showed this abomination to a therapist I think they'd give him free sessions as a case study

You need to get some clothes that match your wife's stats. She obviously has way more than 4000 def

If this were a just world he would not have lived nearly so long.

No I don't.

I am trying really hard not to fedpost but...

Make him smoke the entire pack of smarties

Petition to combine these two emojis