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Tweet by Margaret Atwood and a mansplainer's reply

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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 57 points 8 months ago

There are a lot more people meeting this description who aren't serial killers than there are serial killers. So it must be some else that all the serial killers have in common that doesn't apply to the rest.

What could this be?They all had a documentary made about them. Therefore, to avoid becoming a serial killer if above description fits you, you should prevent people from making documentaries about you.

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Re-upload

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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 96 points 9 months ago

Didn't he get vaccinated against COVID-19?
The earrings obviously acted as an amplifier for 5G signals to the mind control microchips in his bloodstream.

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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 60 points 1 year ago

Man muss wohl schon tot sein, um für die FDP zu stimmen.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 61 points 1 year ago

Nein, Kiffen am Steuer bleibt verboten. Nur die Grenzwerte für THC im Blut wurden angepasst, damit Menschen, die gekifft haben, später, wenn sie nicht mehr high sind, legal fahren dürfen.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 57 points 1 year ago

I'm interested in how Americans pronouncebourgeois.

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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 80 points 1 year ago

Otto.de is a big German online retailer.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 65 points 1 year ago

What exactly does European mindset mean? Jumping out of the train at every stop to seek out a yellow square painted on the platform floor?

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 62 points 1 year ago

You might not know it, but catapults were originally invented to deliver ads across long distances. Only later was their usefulness for warfare discovered.
After the invention of the airship, catapults became obsolete for advertising. They continued to be used though in the trenches of World War I.

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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 77 points 1 year ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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If I were him, I would keep away from parking garages

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