[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

When we went in the adoption room with her, she looked at us and did a massive wet shit that made us all evacuate the room.

I laughed so hard at this single sentence that I couldn't stop even while writing this. Bravo!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The last '20s sucked also. All of this has happened before, and it'll all happen again, but this time with ads and AI!!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Take tiny rocks. Pass electricity through them. Make a post about the ridiculousness of such a thing using the thing?

Fucking Harry Potter shit!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Ding ding ding! Biden is a threat to the wealthy so the smear campaign is rich capitalists trying to replace Biden with someone they like more, or get tRump back in so they can get tax breaks. They care not for the dangers of fascism cause they'll still make profit, but with fewer regulations and faster.

Also, probably many of those implicated in the Epstein files are extremely wealthy and don't want that info taking center stage at anytime. The wealthy like to see those bank account zeroes increase! Soon as you threaten that, they try to jail, replace, or "remove" them using their near infinite means. The same ones named in those files likely also own local news groups and can influence local and/or regional news.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I still love the fact that not even the actors knew what was going to happen so their fear and surprise is genuine. I think it makes the whole scene better knowing that!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Microsoft is the guy who designs cupholders and never tries them out!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

Great idea. I just wish the fixes weren't reliant on the same foxes "guarding" the hens. Also, I think they do this in a Scandinavian country with income-based fines. Would be nice, but just a pipe dream until we can do something about this stupid fucked up government!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

Man, fuck international law, it goes against the religious beliefs held by many committing these atrocities. I'm not religious at all, but if your god is happy you bombed a fucking playground of children, then fuck your god.


Side note, I agree with you and this was not directed negatively to the previously reply. "Your" was used generally, not specifically. I hate this world sometimes, is all.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

So what you're saying is we start the burning with him?

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I stopped having any respect for cops or their "safety concerns" when I watched a whole shit ton of them standing around while a dude murdered children in the same school they loitered in.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Of course he lied. He was orbiting Mars after successfully terraforming it and starting new life with his super seed. It takes like...minutes to get from Mars to Earth based on his proprietary engine design and personal 'ok' from space Jesus to break the law (of relativity), but still more time than it would have taken him to save another niece from the Chinese! He probably would have used one of his clones, but they were all indicted for public intoxication and wreckless driving of a time machine.

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