It doesn't even bloom

I don't know how your upper row is configured but if it's anything like mine, you simply press the left button (labeled 123!#() in the beginning) til you reach the numeric keyboard

You don't have to learn English to code but it's way easier.

You just reinvented the Turing test, but you're right.

Dank dir so viel

As long as I can use Telegram with open source third party apps I give a shit about their bullshit.

"Das Internet ist für uns alle Festland" — Armin Laschet, Bergmannssohn

Strange how this tiny dick energy law says nothing about intelligence...

Wer schaut den auch durch das Hosenloch? Da soll man die Hose reinstecken, wenn man sich korrekt auf die Porzellanmaschine setzt. So wie Sir John Harrington das erdacht hat! /s

In a few years there will be something called Bitcoins, buy them, like a lot. Double what you think of and sell them 2021.

Yeah but that's the only reason to place their ad here

ich_iel isn't even Linux-related it's the German counterpart of me_irl...