Maybe if things go poorly Europe will have to come liberate you guys and spread some democracy.

Yeah I totally get it, I think the marketing did the film dirty and the pedigree of the actors and director didn't help either plus all of the oscar nominations made people expect something different. It's a very melodramatic and campy film, in the original script Daniel throws Eli down the bowling alley to knock down the pins after killing him.

I get where you're coming from. There will be Blood is based on an Upton Sinclair novel, Upton Sinclair was a staunch socialist and this could be felt in his writing. The film is a send-up of American exceptionalism. Daniel Plainview literally pulls himself up by his bootstraps. In my opinion it's an amazing comedy

Defending yourself in court doesn't count as being self employed.

You're already this sleazy and not even out of law school yet, you'll make an excellent lawyer.

He'll probably figure it out on his deathbed if you're lucky