You got the upvotes but no engangement up until now. Allow me.

To my knowledge, the kink doesn't imply deriving into actual pregnancies. Yes, the most orthodox people making this their fetish will argue that the thrill is in getting to a pregnancy but still. Many can enjoy the kink with no real consequence, using birth control, and I've read that even gay men can have this fetish to a degree but it is then called cum dumping.

So, perhaps we could be a bit broader on the subject?

Are we speaking of true impregnation fetish or just the fantasy play with a lot of creampies added for extra fun and visual effects?

Now that I even think about, I can come up with an easy game to spice things up, if the whole breeding fantasy is a thing. Consensual adults required and additional birth control.

Get a box of condoms. Open it and dump the condoms on a surface. Mark every single one with a large X or some other sign, in sharpie. Pick a few of them and, with a very thin needle, poke them through in such a way that may cause rupture. Put the condoms back in the box and keep it secure, if you fear some person not into your kink taking a few. Organize a roleplay night and use one or more of those condoms. Get really kinky. If one ruptures, bonus points for the kink roleplay.

This should only be attempted between informed knowing and consenting adults. Otherwise, purposefully damaging a condom can be considered rape.

The girl on the left looks angry!

I can accept when it about messing with the installation but a lightbulb? Those are made to be easy to replace. It's a screw and a threaded socket, 95% of the case. Unless someone is purposefully trying to do something wrong, the risk close to none.

I felt like watching a circus act.

I respect the point of view but it is your point of view, not mine.

I remember reading this article on how this group of flat earthers had pooled together to buy this incredibly expensive device, that had been laser calibrated. I think I recall being some sort of gyroscope that, if the planet was truly a sphere, would record on its inclination the degrees it would shift in order to maintain perfectly balance . The group had also did the math and they had reached a value that would be expected to be measured if the Earth was truly a sphere but it was immediatly rendered impossible because the device would never record such deviation as the Earth was flat.

Can you guess where this is going?

The device measured the exact figure the group had calculated. With no margin of error. And repeating the experiment only returned the exact same result. They had, by their own standard, reached proof the Earth was not flat.

Their conclusion?

The device had been sabotaged.

This is one of those subjects I've hard set very early in my life. No matter what, anything below or above two years of age is off limits.

Somewhere, those have to be considered a crime against humanity.

I look at this and my brain just goes "soggy pickle slices and batter was not thick enough, nor did the slices spent enough time in it".

So...

DO IT AGAIN!

Very, very nice.

I would say that if the degree of atraction someone has for you depends on you being into anal, that is not the right person for you.

I personally enjoy anal. My partner enjoys it as well. It's great, we have a lot of fun. My previous partner did not. And that was fine as well.

Do you enjoy anal? Or do you not? If you do, great. If you do not, great.

Dirty talk just doesn't work for me. I find it demeaning. Nothing against those who enjoy it but it is a direct turn off for me.