Did prison change you in any way? If so, how?
That's the happiest and most content looking dog I've ever seen
Ten minutes of entertainment is pretty damn good for cheese.
What is your programming language? Build something for yourself, you'll feel good. May be some todo list script, may be some youtube new video notification script, you get the idea. The fun in programming is making the machine do what you want, and it helps if you actually want it.
This is extremely sad for the daughter. Duck people like this. Belong in an institution in a straight jacket.

I can sort of see niece, but what is tows, the dog?
Fuck, that's very sobering.
They’ve played us for absolute fools!
Wow that’s exactly what my mother said! (Thank you, that’s kind of you)
Even the original is under paywall, that’s ironically funny.
For me it's impulse eating. I badly need impulse control in many areas of my life.