🎼A tower of stone, to take him straight to the sky.

You'll twig to it in a minute.

They challenged him to manufacture a superconductor.

Green signal means you may make a left turn through the opposite lane but must yield to oncoming traffic. This guy either misjudged the gap or just didn't look.

In standup it's okay to go off on a tangent.

Open up your face and let it stick in your teeth.

I had fun trying to identify the originals.

It's only not normal because the equipment doesn't require a deep clean very often. And major back injuries are also not normal but who's connecting all those dots at three in the morning?

Good bot.

DUDE. It took me ages (get it!!?) to spot the switch to get in to the elevator on the forest island from the ground level. Thought you had to go the long way around every time.

The prompt was literally "one word".

If any post was ever deserving of a +1 this is it right here.