[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 4 days ago

Seems a bit like Sovereign Citizen stuff, but for physics. The author is using these symbols as occult instruments in the same way as SovCits use legal terms.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As an adhd enjoyer, the idea of someone using our prescription stimulant medications of justify raw dogging gas station meth is fucking wild. Stimulant meds have been around since the 50s, but they are waaaaaaay better now, mostly because of novel delivery systems that carefully control the release rate of the active compound. I've learned the hard way that while generic allegra-d is fine, you can't fuck around with your adhd meds this way, because the difference between generics varies wildly, and unless you request particular manufacturers -- any or all of which may be in short supply when you request it -- you're playing russian roulette with your executive functioning for the next month.

Getting generic adderall xr is like buying a plane ticket, but not knowing until you board whether it's an Airbus, a Boeing, or an Ork Wagon with a thousand pounds of fireworks glued onto the roof.

Then these guys are just going to do meth that they got from a guy?

Jesus.

Edit: do you reckon that meth > GMO mouth bacteria?

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 21 points 2 months ago

Also:

I took an online IQ test in 2004 and scored 160 i am very smart --hakernews, probably

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 44 points 3 months ago

Fyre Festival as a Service

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 26 points 4 months ago

It would give the orcas an opportunity to do the funniest possible thing

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 18 points 4 months ago

Hey, that guy^'s^ ^brain^ was holding it wrong

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 22 points 4 months ago

the underclass is politically neutralized...

Jesus, Ray, phrasing

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 19 points 5 months ago

I hope you had bamboozle insurance

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems

(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Take Optimus Prime, for example:

Pros:

  • Strong as a Mac Truck
  • v tall
  • kind to children and animals
  • leads by building consensus
  • woke af

Cons:

  • Smells like diesel fumes
  • ~~not good for cuddles~~ (Edit: new information has come to light!)
[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Men have two niches in life: looking beautiful and making phallic machines

The first niche will be taken by sexbots

The second, entertainingly, also by sexbots

Society will suddenly realize it doesn’t need men and those in power will quickly start replacing and disempowering them.

People like to consider the positive implications of technology but they don’t like to consider the negative implications

The smart strategy for men would be to ban ALL of the following:

 sexbots
 artificial dongs
 transformers

Nobody except men should be allowed to look sexy(manly sexy), look male or be bears.[1]

To some extent TUFF men like @RokoMijic are smart enough to realize that it’s essential to defend the male monopoly on this stuff. But the average man just isn’t strategic enough to go along with this, and there’s (as always) a collective action problem so you get defectors.


[1] Women get to keep the Oxford comma.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Where are the bed sheets?

Also, where are the family photos? Framed art? Kid drawings?

Edit: Cobra Commander and the Baroness at home in a GI-Joe movie directed by Michael Bay circa 2008.

Edit2: Evil Sean Astin

Edit3: I've never seen a three-piece suit with dungarees. It's the mullet of suits: business on the top, party on the bottom.

I'm sorry, I'm being awfully mean and petty on the internet today.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What if the Technocracy Movement fucked NASCAR

What if Nazis but the uniforms are Gildan instead of Hugo Boss

What if fascists were stopped with atomic wedgies instead of atomic bombs

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