[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Not really sure. Somebody wire me an obscene amount of money and I'll report back. Probably.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Customers, am I right? When will those selfish assholes realise that yachts and cocktail parties don't pay for themselves? Just no empathy whatsoever.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Yes, I'm sure every developer will jump at the chance to develop something for a dying platform.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

I'm too embarrassed to tell you. I'll give you a freebie, though: I bought Mega Man X7 for the PlayStation 2. Unironically. On purpose. Having enjoyed the previous Mega Man X games, I didn't think for a second it would be bad.

It was bad.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

How about the Swiitch? You get the roman numeral 2 in there and the name's similar enough to the original Switch, so customers will be confused as to whether this is a new console or an iteration of the current one. Just like the Wii U!

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

So glad this is gaining traction. I like playing older games from time to time and I am NOT down with capricious companies killing games just because they decided it doesn't make financial sense to patch out their DRM. The Crew was sold as a good, not a service. They should either patch out the online requirement or give users their money back.

I can imagine the prospect not being attractive to Ubisoft, but who cares about Ubisoft anyway.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Accurate. Bewilderment and confusion is how most users seem to react to Microsoft products. Especially true after Microsoft pushes out a big update.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Wow, that reply was super fast. That was my first thought, but my friend doesn't know how to solder and doesn't own a soldering iron. Is it possible it was like this from the factory?

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

With all the negative press this game has been getting, they might as well rename it to Suicide Squad Kill Rocksteady Studios.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

King Penguin Thicc

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Just to put things in perspective, this is the guy that was quoted in saying:

"As we look at the current situation in Europe, we're basically waiting to see how beaten up people's psyches get, and where they're willing to sell assets… You want to wait until there's really blood in the streets". (Source).

Suffice to say, he's not really interested in improving the human condition.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Okay, Out the Windu was pure gold.

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