[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 1 month ago

A pseudo-stomach? IDK...

I think since it's using bacteria and not acid, it's not a "stomach", just performs the same type of function.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 1 month ago

There's been a misinformation campaign for years that early/mail votes "don't count" or get thrown away, so people wait until "real" election day to make sure things are "handled properly"...

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 30 points 1 month ago

He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn't going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he's stuffed, and let's her have the last one.

He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she's happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.

So wholesome!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 31 points 1 month ago

Top panel sees Marta w/ new BF, is sad.

Next guy sees buff guy, is sad.

Next guy sees guy eating lobster, is sad.

Marta & BF see dog, miss theirs, are sad.

Everyone wants what someone else has.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 1 month ago

Other common retail phrases:

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

  • Little of both!
  • Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

How are you today?

  • I'm here.
  • How long you got?

If it doesn't scan, that means it's free!

  • -Die inside-
  • -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
  • -immitate laugh scene from FFX-
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 3 months ago

"Get down, Mr. President!"

I think you mean "Donald Duck!"

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 29 points 3 months ago

My first thought...

(I'm sorry)

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 31 points 4 months ago

I'm getting Brexit vibes

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 4 months ago

A 2m ceiling seems rather claustrophobic to me

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 9 months ago

Imagine being American, having quite expensive health insurance, then discovering your insurance doesn't cover any of your basic healthcare needs.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 30 points 10 months ago

Ive played a one armed barbarian before. He touched a cursed item that was slowly Turning him into a demon, so he chopped off his arm.

The DM said I lost Ambidexterity for that, Which I accepted. I later found out that I derailed part of his plan to make my character evil & work as a minion for the Big Bad.

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