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[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here’s what OP assumed you knew they meant to say:

TAYLOR SWIFT IS HETEROSEXUAL

just in case it wasn’t fucking clear

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

It’s so obvious too. Hetero: the other or opposite. Sexual: relating to sexuality. She’s the opposite of sexual. Heterosexuals are often aromantic but not always, which may be the origin of their confusion.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll hunt you for sport and leave your carcass where it lies. Won't even take a trophy. /J

Because apparently people can't pick up on obvious riffs

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I thought I was being clever with the last bit, too. After a year, I still can’t figure out whether Lemmy hates wordplay or doesn’t understand it.

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