Cooking because it's a pain in the ass to prepare food in small batches (for 1-3 people). Plus clean up It's basically as much work to make food for 2 people as it is for 8.

Goddamn this is some thoughtless drivel. I hope our boy Gabriel enjoys his tenure at The Atlantic

If all we do is make physical noise every now and then, we can’t really accomplish anything besides successfully antagonizing the other side.

Right now, we’re pushing people away. We’re pushing away the very people who have the means and the power to establish actual change.

What I saw at that protest a month ago was the perpetuation of polarization. Driving the gap between people even further. The same concept that the corruption in this country thrives on.

As time goes on, there just seems to be more and more polarization and less and less actual unity. We keep villainizing each other and genuinely believe that doing so will fix real problems or change something.

That’s not how it works.

If we want genuine change, we have to be willing to compromise and meet with the opposition on the other side.

Kinda wild how the system keeps legions of thugs on-call, nationwide, that can be assembled at a moment's notice to inflict legal violence on whatever the target population is

Using my knife to cut and slash at the Israeli flag, taking care not to damage the Star of David, to let everyone know I disapprove of the nation's actions but have no issues with Judaism as a religion

They were extremely online before it was a thing

Depicting the Soviets as an effective counter to American interests increased their popularity. Makes sense to me

Trusting, of all people, elon musk, to set up your satellite weapons system? What a relief for comrade Xi

This is for lab grown meat from cell cultures, not meat alternatives

So sad to hear about his upcoming allegations of [bad thing] and subsequent suicide by two bullets in the back of the head

but it's flowers in Antarctica

Is this a Simpsons line repurposed for Voyager?

Wiggum: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.

Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.

Bob: [stammering] But surely--I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.

Lou: No I didn't Chief.

Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin!

Two great tastes combined

Damn I looked up their status like a month ago and saw the two people were going to be tried and thought things were moving in a direction towards Justice, but on closer inspection, this is just sparkling Order