Have you considered Redwall. BJ is dead so he can't be pressured by the Anglican Church. I'm not excusing RJ, but the Anglican church is pretty fucking brutal in the UK anytime they get remotely threatened.
Also Redwall is fire as fuck.
Heretic!
YYYY.MM.DD is the correct format.
Anytime I hear someone say this I think: they are a pedophile.
If you actually believe this about a situation don't say these words cause that's what comes to mind.