It depends on the person who's holding it and pushing it. For me it takes at least three minutes!

Well, have people been driving cars from Jurassic era?

C for crap.

R for rubish.

Fair enough.

Ah, yes, a copy of my crush would have been really nice! 😉

I take it back.

Your boss became your girlfriend, now wife?

I usually run emerge firefox then have sex.

And dessert you

If a noob follows this command without checking, they deserve such a lesson.

Just saying.

Not OP but KOReader. It's an open source e-reader software which runs practically everywhere, even the low-end Kobos. Tons of features. Good UX. Seemless integration to popular hardwares.

http://koreader.rocks/

If the vendor offers EPUB format you can carry it in a general e-reader or even your phone or computer without them ever being able to lock you out.

Ah, classical mistakes when they write instead of typing. At least when they type they can suggestions from the IME, hinting they might be making a mistake.

Those 'similar' words you mentioned all have different tone or vowel in Cantonese. Not at all close to each other. I bet they sound slightly different too in Banlamgu, if you happen to speak that.