Since when have they ever been fucking "inflation-linked"??? Other than the inflation that affects yacht prices for their CEOs, these greedy fucks just want to nick whatever cash they can get and fuck the rest. Arseholes.

Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

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Plenty of time on your hands then 😂

Honestly, I love this. I think it's fun!

innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

DPD and Evri have both been fairly reliable for me. I hope, given the conjoined past of the Royal Mail and the Post Office, that those two fairly reliable options don't get completely Royal Mailed and stop working. Every time I see a delivery is being carried out by Royal Mail, I know it's going to either be days late, or not show up at all until I wander down to the sorting office. They are completely useless -- not that it's the fault of posties, it's (as almost always) the fault of the incompetent, cynical, money-hungry management tier. Filthy!

Why do you think we have seen the number of hungry children triple since 2017, if it isn't the government that has been in power for the past decade plus?

Surely it should be a case of "do what you want in your flat as long as you don't cause damage"? What's the issue? Landlords are such fannies.

what a weirdo lol

obviously fuck that Dave guy, but like... what's the joke? That his sister has an onlyfans? That his sister has an onlyfans that costs more than a toilet? Am I being thick? Is the insinuation that Dave subscribes to his sister's onlyfans? I do not get the comeback at all lol

Oh come on man, come over! It'll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.