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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by mp3@lemmy.ca to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 128 points 10 months ago

The taste is questionable, but whoever actually did the tiling has done a brilliant job.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 26 points 10 months ago

I would call the taste "unique" instead of "questionable" but unfortunately that also means "hard to sell"

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes back in the Reddit days we had a sub called "awful taste but great execution" Edit We have it here too

[-] jlow@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, without knowing anything about tiling if these are real tiles they did an amazing job.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago

When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago

I'm not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.

[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

You could come and go at the same time.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Like some sort of Karma Chameleon?

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

It’s very "90s Xtreme!"

Everything had to be wild for no reason.

[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

"Picasso, man, I'm telling you. Get out of the home improvement gig. Go draw or some shit."

[-] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There's a 50% chance that a full panoramic photo that doesn't have a Grind House Porn filter would make this bathroom actually look decent, or at minimum, not bad.

[-] Stanwich@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I want my bathroom to look like the intro to saved by the bell

[-] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

I can understand the tiles, but why are the lights angled? It would blind anyone trying to use the sink!

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I mean you just need to angle yourself and all will be fine.

[-] r_13@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That is advice for life

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's designed for people staggering in with a hangover, to help make them feel more normal.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

To make certain they really can't walk straight.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Oh, I think it's upstairs in the rathbroom

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

Honestly, I love this. I think it's fun!

[-] apis@beehaw.org 10 points 10 months ago

Love it really. Would never have this done but if I ended up with this place I'd keep the bathroom.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

1986 wants its bathroom back.

[-] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 8 points 10 months ago

I'm losing my balance just looking at this.

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Oldest version of this image I could find was from Jul 2017, still could not locate the source https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1418069651634587&set=a.643516935756533

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago

The white tiles are actually correct, the rest of the house is actually tilting over.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There were a lot of drugs being used in the 80's.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Can confirm.

I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked "What were you smoking?" The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Is this part of one of those Mystery Spots where "laws of physics cease to exist"?

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Somebody said Beetlejuice one too many times

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

!atbge@lemmy.world

[-] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

The bathroom form of Insane, Insane Again by The J. Geils band. The "Relax, relax!" bit plays during a soak in the tub.

[-] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

I actually love this. In case I'm ever remodeling my bathroom, Imma save this so I can find it again. Thanks!

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Don't forget to post it here 😂

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you for this! Keep them coming!

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Payed the tile guy in PCP

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