Shit myself.

Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

Nancy Mace is the bizarro version of Tina Fey.

Around the World in my ass.

If I were in the 0.1% I'd be able to build my own small but highly skilled militia by giving a job to all of the so-called "DEI hires" Trump is getting rid of.

I stopped visiting reddit when they started screwing around with API access. I'm glad I didn't wait in the hopes the inevitable wouldn't happen.

🎵Journalist caught me on Signal (It wasn't me)

He saw me schemin' on Yemen (It wasn't me)

Even list of ordinance (It wasn't me)

He even caught me on a screenshot (It wasn't me)

He saw the bombs dropping on Sanaa (It wasn't me)

Heard the words the CIA told me (It wasn't me)

Late night host laughter getting louder (It wasn't me)

Shouldn't have drunk that vodka!🎶

That's Noob Saibot. To unlock him you need to:

• Choose Pete Hegseth as your P1 character
• Immediately before the first round begins (the instant the “Fight!” prompt is about to appear), hold the following buttons simultaneously: Back + Low Punch + Low Kick + High Punch + Block.

I don't have a witty reply, but these kinds of threads were the best part of reddit. So glad to have shitposters like you all here on Lemmy.

Only if he's genuinely ok with it and being cucked is just his fetish.

Actually, now that I think about it I doubt my wife would be happy. I'm going to have to pass...

In a word, audience. I'd prefer it if everyone went with Mastodon, but the audience on BlueSky is orders of magnitude bigger. I cross post to both, but only because I don't trust BlueSky not to do exactly what Twitter and Meta have done eventually.