6th from the left.

You and me, both, man.

Interesting shape of that solid electrolyte container.

That's optimistic.

His supporters don't. They'll say it was liberal persecution or some such bullshit.

Paint dry? Water boil? Grass grow?

Jim Jordan is scummier than shower shoes.

They blew up congress! (from Mars Attacks!, so no one freaks out.)

Who looks for facts on social media?

Hit him with the frozen shrimp bag, maybe he'll remember for the next time.

That is more analogous to if firearms were misfiring and killing their users. Then the manufacturers of the firearms should be held responsible.

Too bad it won't make a lick of dielfference, and probably will bolster the opinions of the cult members.