Let's see how the Don reacts to this.

Leif Erikson's trolling continues to claim victims

Inb4 an npc named Skibby D.

It's impressive how many times Valve goes "fine, I'll do it myself":

• This
• FPS becoming stale and called murder hallways
• Video games having piss poor support in Linux

to list but very few

Callback to our primordial tube-hearted fish origin

Oh hey, it's a repeat from a certain political rally in 1939 in that same venue!

When she alternates on her decision 50 times a second

And they're all chromium under the hood. The illusion of free choice.

As it stands today Mozilla is the only thing keeping google from being labeled a browser monopoly, but man can Mozilla let go of the footgun for once.

Christians in 1st century: the world is ending very soon!
Muslims in 7th century: the world is ending very soon!
Mormons in 19th century: the world is ending very soon!

Given enough apocalyptic religions one of them would be right, but I think that religion doesn't exist yet.

I see what you did there

I'm sad that a lot of people couldn't perceive the mastodon in the room.

Aaron Schwartz didn't die for this.