I initially read this title as the Biden admin having financially supported the Hasanabi reacts youtube channel

Officer I didn’t commit tax fraud, it was simply a hallucination you see.

Maybe Mastodon can’t sell out but they sure as hell can still censor pro Palestine content

The only way our country gets away with the state of our health care "system" and basically everything else (police brutality, racism, and so on ... )

Normally this type of shit is just Q Anon brain rot but I have to admit this is ... kind of compelling? Assuming it's all true of course, which I have not bothered to verify.

Less contagious than COVID-19

So less contagious than the most contagious virus ever known in history? What a relief.

Being a socialist means having Cassandra’s Curse

lol

Nearly the whole movie is like this.

Edit: And keep in mind these are the "jokes" that they thought were best to promote the movie with. These are the "best" ones.

your conversations will be truncated and you will like it

god damn

I don't like living in the cool zone