[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago

The phone number is the contract number for Lieutenant governor Dan Patrick.

Love this for him ;)

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 82 points 5 months ago

I was just thinking, this is exactly what AI should be used for. Pattern recognition, full stop.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 91 points 8 months ago

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all "demoncrats r bad" i just ask them, "Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for "gays should be executed"? This is exactly why you didn't have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me..."

I've only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I'm a few months away from 40) insist I "give them grandkids".

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 68 points 9 months ago

If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide right.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 192 points 9 months ago

Like most Republican projects, they had the concepts of an impeachment....

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Musk plans to sue advertisers planning to withdraw from x in record numbers.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 120 points 1 year ago

Are these "customers" the same group that retail managers always use as an excuse to not give people chairs?

"Our customers don't like it when register workers sit down"

"Fucking name one..."

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago

FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSY!

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 177 points 1 year ago

$20 says this piece of shit starts bitching about "respecting her privacy", while telling others how they should live.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

The body tends to do that when you beat the shit out of it over the course of days.

Blood clots at the damage point, more beatings break up the clot, platelets gonna platelet and boom, thrombosis.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 114 points 1 year ago

Democrats keep trying to increase minimum wage, read a fucking News source.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

Never apologize for posting SovCit stuff, this stuff is gold, and makes me feel so much better about my state of mind...

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