Mr President: I beg my pardon?

I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.

He's hoarding them for when reddit goes down completely

My lava broke my heart.

If you’re using myBAS and you are late, you’ll be tardy, as in myBAStardy

I’ve never seen his face, but now I have, I have to say he has a really punchable one. Right there with Skreli.

Omg there's Nick Fury porn now!??

Pork belly is love, pork belly is life

Chapock!

Argh knocked over my bottle of fish sauce while cooking and it broke. My kitchen smells of fish sauce and my countertop and floor is over seasoned. Hope the Palo turns out ok though

I'm all over the place today. I had pork noodles for breakfast, and now I'm about to have a croissant for (late) lunch.