Why is my cocaine retiring?
No just balls
Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?
Amber Heard, is that you?
Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.
I don't get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was "picked up"?
It's not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there'll be no more He He He.
So yesterday wife and I took our 3 year old to the park, and we took turns running while one of us stayed with her so she can cycle. Then later we were all walking back when my daughter exclaimed loudly "DADDY WHY IS THAT MUMMY BUT WEARING PANTS PROPERLY, CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT, EVERYBODY CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT!" At first I thought my wife has a wardrobe malfunction, so someone else did. But my toddler was pointing at a woman wearing nude body hugging yoga pants so yeah... From a certain angle and in the view of my unfiltered 3 year old daughter, it's as if her ass was out there for all to see! We quickly walked away (thankfully the woman didn't hear) while laughing uncontrollably. Later the woman did pass us by but I saw just in time and distracted my toddler so that she wouldn't decide to ask again...! XD
He got some offers through a series of faxes
Pork belly is love, pork belly is life
Me and @psychothumbs and @YoBuckStopsHere
He also abuses his X all the time