Stupid, sexy memes. Throbbing memes. Nostalgic memes. Memes about nostalgic meme, deep fried to jpg crispness. Demotivational memes. A dead baby joke, from a GeoCities site in 2001, hosted by a 12 year old. The face of your late grandmother, with a penis on it. Some really good nine inch nails live recordings. Your first wank at the family computer, late at night, discovering porn. Your friend half a world away, who to this day you've never met and can't be sure wasn't a catfish. Half Life 2, downloaded from limewire, with some shady crack that edited your registry.

Memes.

Is ASAP Linux a variant of Asahi that I'm not hip enough to get?

I did not know it was possible to snort enough blow to break your anus

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Most of my mates are some flavour, colour and level of Wombleypoo, but tbqh I've never considered whether - like star signs - there may be incompatibilities there

Holy shit that film is so good and also like a really weirdly niche reference

There are so many different areas of computer science though... Everything from pure mathematics (e.g 'we found a new algorithm that does X in O(logx)') to the absurdly specific ('when I run the load tests with this configuration it's faster'). The former would get published. The latter wouldn't. And the stuff in the middle ranges the gamut from 'here's my new GC algorithm that performs better in benchmarks on these sample sets' to 'looks like programmers have fewer bugs when you constrain them with these invariants'. All the way over on the other side, NFT/Blockchain/AI announcement crap usually doesn't even have a scientific statement to be expressed, so there's nothing to confirm or deny. There are issues with some areas, but I'm not sure that replication is really the big one for most of these. Only one it commonly applies to IMO are productivity or bug-frequency claims which are generally hella suss

I've had my joycons for 5 years and they still work fine. Tbh I mostly use it as a handheld and probably only play about 100 hours per year, but I think the switch is pretty neat

That seems a little glib to me. Not all stories are lies, not all stories have happy endings, some victors are known now thousands of years after their death. On a cosmic timescale I suppose that, trivially, nothing matters - but, conversely, the cosmic timescale is so vast that it doesn't matter to us...

Also I couldn't really parse what you were saying in your second paragraph so I'm gonna leave that there

Boy I can't wait for the flash animation renaissance

Code as given can be made valid in scala I believe. My starter was based on that assumption. I think raku can do it too, but you would probably have to \x = $ to make it work...

Edit: misread your comment slightly, CBA to change mine now. It is what it is

Not all pints are alcoholic