You might be confusing Big Ben which is a 🔔 with someone that confuses Tower Bridge with London Bridge, who is the end of a 🔔

Let's face it, it's unlikely to be the only massive cock in Wales.

Of course after seven free beers things become a little… confused 😀

I avoided seeing it. As I remarked to a similar post in Another Place, were you expecting anything different?

Buy 4 of the one on the left, you’ll be quids in 🙂

They complained that the original set of photos were all in portrait mode. This was the corrected set 🙂

“The court was shown images of vegetables including potatoes, cucumber and tomatoes, with the testicles fried on a griddle pan, as well as what Ms Carberry said were "actual nuts" such as cashews.”

I’m afraid that paragraph made me laugh. I know, I’m a terrible person 😀

The dragon’s a bit naff, the aircraft are ok, the tractor is excellent and I want it but I draw the line at the twee concrete pony and trap. For which the rhyming slang is quite appropriate. I expect that’s the only one to which the stuck-up neighbours don’t object.

It is commonly misused that way, unfortunately 🙁

"The messages will be returned to the school four decades after they set sail on their six-mile journey." Along with a £1000 fine for fly-tipping ;-)

Anyone else read this and immediately think "Trainspotting"? :-)

Excuse me but the correct SI units for length and area are double-decker buses and Waleses respectively ☺️