This is so wholesome. Please, keep being kind to those kids.

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

I use Songkick for shows and Apple Music does notify me of artists’ new releases under Home > Account (user image on top-right) > Notifications.

I’m no expert, but that looks like a Jade plant. Succulents like that should be exposed to indirect light and watered once per week, but that depends on how humid your house/city is.

https://plantaddicts.com/jade-plant-care/

Sounds like you are just focusing on it. If it becomes worse, you should go to an Ear, Nose, Throat (ENT) specialist and get a hearing test.

Tinnitus is frequently a symptom of hearing loss.

The earlier you detect it and mitigate it, the better the outcomes.

Enough to die, apparently.

Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?

Yup. Somewhat chaotic but they taste amazing.
Check this one out https://youtu.be/QMhAQV-uUKw

https://revistavenezolana.com/2018/06/las-hamburguesas-venezolanas-una-tradicion-exquisita/

Unofficial recipe from memory: burger patty, chicken patty (or thinly cut grilled chicken breast), egg, ham, cheese, garlic sauce (try Los Andes Garlic Sauce), ketchup, mayo, mustard, super-thin crispy fries, onions, tomatoes, avocado.

Hand-egg.