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[-] MBM@lemmings.world 21 points 8 hours ago

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 35 points 7 hours ago

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 6 hours ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 hours ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 12 hours ago

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 6 hours ago

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 hours ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 13 hours ago

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 12 hours ago

can't argue with that

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

anon apparently also cant use google

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 139 points 18 hours ago

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[-] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 hours ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 89 points 18 hours ago

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

turkey, circa 2000

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 hours ago

What is...potato ?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 17 hours ago

Relatable tbh

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 63 points 19 hours ago

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 53 points 18 hours ago

That's when it tries to get you

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 21 points 18 hours ago

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 11 points 16 hours ago

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[-] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 18 hours ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

didn't this get posted already

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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