This one. Let them know, what they‘re up against.

That cat may secretly be a beaver.

:O This is THE shitpost.

There‘s an intrinsic bias to never (or rarely) give the maximum or minimum on a rating scale. source

That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

I hate how cease and desist are essentially blackmail. Even if you did nothing wrong, you can still get fucked over by costs of a potential legal battle.

As a side-note: You can download Wikipedia.

How about some fun?

Captchas are a complete and utter scam to gather ML-data.

Ah yes… the professional meme-critic.

Are… are you okay?

Tangentially related: Did you know, that it‘s technically also possible to reconstruct sound via smartphone accelerometers and there‘s no restrictions on which apps can use it. Have fun with this info (: