I'm certain it was 100% just like the weird al biography.

I believe what you are looking for is called the unbearable weight of massive talent.

They did Fishman dirty!

My wife and I are halfway through the season, now series. Should I even bother watching the back half?

Diaper riles up the rubes.

20' is the average. Highest point is like 300'.

Solve it in 1 step. Just detonate one of those genesis devices.

I tend to think that once the media calls each state on election night, it becomes very difficult to move forward with contested results UNLESS it comes down to a single state again. If it's a toss up, they'll flex but if it takes flipping multiple states I think the Supreme Clowns will probably take the L.

I like the way you think. To quote myself, "If you need to use the /s, you're not sarcastic hard enough."

I'm turning Japanese Oh yes I'm turning Japanese I really think so

I know it's sped up but that really felt like a Launchpad McQuack landing.

... said Albert "Don't call me Al" Gore....