Never heard of her, but I love this!

For a second I thought this said 'house plants' and I was about to give an enthusiastic rant about propagation lol

Exactly! I don't care that I don't have the most modern gadgets on my phone, I didn't have them before so I will not miss them. To me being unable to replace my battery or having to get rid of my phone because the OS is outdated is unacceptable and stupid and I will gladly sacrifice having a 1gigapixel camera or being able to take my phone in the shower.